Name: Sarah, sarahsyndrome or Saz (I don’t particularly
mind which you choose.)
Age: 16
Occupation: Studying for A Levels in English Literature, English Language,
Art and Spanish
Location: Durham, England, UK
Gender: Female
Favourite Things: Writing (Poetry, Stories, Novels and Songs), Music, Singing,
About Me:
On the 2nd of
May, 1992 in the North-Easterly town of Newcastle, the woman you all know as Sarah was born. Thus her reign of terror upon
this earth had begun. Haha, no. Can you tell I have something of an obsession with gothic literature? The first part was true,
yes. But, moving swiftly onward from that interlude…
I grew up with a relatively normal
mindset; well, the mindset of any girl wanting to ‘fit in with the crowd’, so to speak. Then, one day, I was sitting
on the floor, playing with my Barbie dolls, and looked up at the TV; which my brother was in control of, and saw my very first
wrestling match. I think that was back in 1998. As far as I can remember, it was a repeat of the Royal Rumble Casket Match.
I got genuinely scared, and then grew to like it. Then, in 1999, I wandered into a Woolworths with my ma and da, and spotted
the scary man on the front cover of a video that said ‘No Mercy’
I popped it in the
video player, and watched it. This, ladies and gentleman, introduced me to the very first genuine liking of the Undertaker
that I ever had. In his Ministry format, it did initially scare me; but from the first scare, it compelled me to watch more.
Now, a little more grown up, and a little more inclined to the dark side of things - thus was born my genuine Undertaker fandom.
So, here I am, Ladies and Gentleman, brought before you by a typically feminine love of talking, and a typically unfeminine
love of wrestling. If you want to be stereotypical, that is. As Frank would say, ‘The Syndrome is arriving…’
